BECAUSE THIS IS THE ONLY RATIONAL THING TO DO.
What a lovely breakfast!
That isn’t the right time btw. :P
The Wake N’ Bacon is an alarm clock that is mysteriously designed to do other things, namely; to wake up the user with the smell of freshly cooked bacon. Made out of wood and shaped like a pig, the Wake N’ Bacon Alarm Clock is guaranteed to get any bacon-lover out of bed, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed every morning. (Sources 1,2)
“I like to wake up to the smell of crackling bacon, sue me!” — Michael Scott
