I was super cold earlier so I went to turn up the heater. My dad was all no just go exercise it’ll improve your circulation and warm you up.
Went and got a big thing of chips and spicy salsa instead. Delicioso and now I’m hot and sweaty. :D

These look awful but taste amazing.
Except for Yoda. You taste crummy, Yoda.
“Munchlax is pretty hot…”
don’t act like he isn’t.
That girl is you! “That’s hot. That’s hot. So hot.”

(Source: heirection)
So, last night I showed emily how much money I had in my bank accounts the she said, “Let’s go to Vegas.” I made her say it like three times just because the idea of Vegas with her is so damn sexy to me.

So, last night I showed emily how much money I had in my bank accounts the she said, “Let’s go to Vegas.” I made her say it like three times just because the idea of Vegas with her is so damn sexy to me.

I really liked this bit.